Thursday, May 28, 2009

Secret of a happy married life

Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

Banta asked, "Can you explain?"

Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Banta asked, "Give me some examples" Santa said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

Banta asked, "Then what is your role?"

Santa said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Monitoring Website Popularity

For first time Bloggers, a free Blogging web site is a great entrance to getting started in the Blogosphere. Popular Blogging web sites like 'Blogger' allow users to setup and host a blog for free.


This encourages people to set up a Blog, whereas the fact that one of these sites can insure you with all of the apparatus that you need to get your Blog up and without spending any money means that you have nothing to lose by starting a blog. The fact that it is so easy to find a way to Blog for free is one of the reasons why so many people who have never had any other kind of web experience before find themselves drawn to blogging.

By signing up with a free Blogging site, you may find it easier to get listed in search engines than you would if you were starting your own blog from scratch.
For example, Google runs the free Blog hosting site Blogspot and crawls its pages very often looking for updates, if your site is hosted by 'Blogspot' you are partly guaranteed to be listed on Google's Blog Search Engine. This easy access to search engines can take some of the work out of promoting your Blog, and can help you gain a following with a minimum of marketing effort.

Once your blog takes off, you will probably be able to sell enough advertising space to be able to afford to buy a domain and pay for a hosting package, and still have money left over. However, it does not make sense in most cases to invest in these glossy luxuries before you have a monster readership.

Then You Got Monitoring Website Popularity That Set!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Walks Into a Bar... String Style

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


Secret Of Sucess

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachan Mobbed

Abhishek drove her down to their new abode and Ash seemed very pleased with the way things turned out. After doing a thorough run-through of their house, the Bachchan couple decided to have a high tea together to celebrate. And since their sea-facing view is to die for, they brought out chairs on their first floor balcony and were sipping on their tea. But very soon, they were spotted by a group of bystanders and a huge crowd gathered outside their bungalow and began calling out to the Bachchan couple. Abhiash initially indulged them, by waving out, but as the crowd started growing they disappeared behind the curtains and before anyone could figure it out, they vamoosed through the back entrance.

If the Bachchans are looking for some peace and quiet, they aren’t finding it here for sure. But at least their behavior won them fans with the traffic department unlike Salman, who lives down the road, and puts up a show in his balcony for the onlookers, creating traffic jams.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Jennifer Hudson is engaged for the second time

Jennifer Hudson is engaged for the second time -- the singer/actress proposed to her partner David Otunga eight months after he popped the question himself.


Hudson has now returned the favor with her own romantic gesture -- proposing to her fiancé on his birthday.

The Oscar winner presented Otunga, 29, with a diamond engagement ring last month.

The news was confirmed by jewelry mogul Neil Lane, who designed the band at Hudson's request.